pkrqwst>

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There are exits leading north, west and northwest.

pkrqwst> n

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There are exits leading south and east.

pkrqwst> s

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There are exits leading north, south, east and west.

pkrqwst> w

You are in a large hall. There is a sack and a sleeping dog on the floor.

pkrqwst> pick up sack

You have picked up the sack.

pkrqwst> kick sleeping dog

You kick the sleeping dog and it vaporizes into 770 pkrqwst points.

pkrqwst> look in sack

In the sack there is a round table, 5 guffawing Frenchmen, 1 well-dressed frenchman and a deck of cards.

pkrqwst> remove table from sack

You remove the table and as it settles on the floor you notice it is covered in green felt.

pkrqwst> remove 5 guffawing Frenchmen

With what? Your bear hands?

pkrqwst> xyzzy

5 guffawing Frenchmen appear seated at the table. The continue guffawing generally unconcerned by your presence.

pkrqwst> invite well-dressed Frenchman out of the bag

He declines your invitation.

pkrqwst> plugh

A well-dressed Frenchman stands at the table, looking bored.

pkrqwst> move to table

You move to the table.

pkrqwst> say "let's play"

You say "let's play."

The 5 seated guffawing Frenchmen nod in approval.
The well-dressed Frenchman says "With what? Your bear hands?"

pkrqwst> take cards from sack

You take the cards from the sack.

pkrqwst> give cards to dealer

You give the cards to the dealer.
He says "Ante up." Everyone looks at you.

pkrqwst> ask dealer to exchange 770 pkrqwst points

The dealer gives you 1 buyin.
He deals the cards.
You have 7c 4d.

pkrqwst> check

You check and it is checked around.
The dealer flops 9sTsJs.

pkrqwst> push all-in

You push all-in and get 5 calls.
The turn is Qs and the River 2h.
You win the pot with 7 high.
The Frenchmen (all of them), the table and the cards all disappear as a golden coin falls in your lap.

pkrqwst> look

You are in a large hall.

pkrqwst> squint

There appears to be a vending machine in the far corner.

pkrqwst> go to vending machine.

You go to the vending machine.

pkrqwst> insert golden coin

With what? Your bear hands?

pkrqwst> y

You insert the golden coin.
Out comes a can of self-esteem soda.

pkrqwst> drink self-esteem

You drink the self-esteem.
You feel GREAT! YOU ARE A WINNER.
Game Over.
Would you like to play again?