Meanwhile at the Hold'Em Bar for Degenerate Poker Hands

Meanwhile at the Hold'Em Bar For Degenerate Poker Hands...

[AQs walks by, carrying a martini...]

KTo: OMG check out that action. What I could do with that sh**...
A9o: Give it up already. In the off chance that we're actually in auniverse where she knew you existed, which I *doubt*, and in the equallyoff chance that she gave you the time of day, which I *doubt*, you wouldstack off in about 7.3 seconds, ruining any future action.
KTo: Screw off dude, check it out, Matusow's on the tube.
A9o: He rules.

[Meanwhile a few feet away...]

46o: ...and we're so happy, and we're going to get married, and...
578o: Honey, don't forget to about our *brand* *new* minivan!
46o: Oh and we have picked the sweetest minivan, its blue and has GPS, and...
578o: Honey, you are so cute when you get excited! Let me kiss your nose.Don't forget about our birthing mentor...
46o: Oh and we have a new birthing mentor, her name is Space, and she is soooo.....
77: [under her breath] Why me? Why do I always get caught listening to hersickening stories? I'm going to barf.

[Near the dancefloor...]
AKs: Care to dance?
QJTs: I doubt it.
AKs: That's not what your eyes are telling me.
QJTs: Maybe I'm a liar.
AKs: Oh I doubt it.
QJTs: What makes you so sure of yourself?
AKs: Call it instinct. I think I've got a read on you...
QJTs: I *really* doubt it.
AKs: Well at least let me buy you a drink.
QJTs: I don't drink, in fact I'm very boring.
AKs: Somehow I doubt that.
QJTs: How could you know anything at all about me?
AKs: Sometimes two hands meet and there is a connection...
Maybe we should explore it further...
QJTs: Let's just start with the drink, shall we?
AKs: Hmmm, a little teaser bet...
QJTs: You smug bastard, how do you know we'd even be compatible?
AKs: I can just tell.
QJTs: [not very convincingly] Oh I doubt it....

[Heading out the door...]

A83: So first we bungee off the Space Needle, then head to the half-pipe?
88: Totally.
K52: We can stay with some friends of mine at the beach.
55: Not...
88: You mean...
[All together] Stoshman!!!
K52: I am so totally stoked.
55: Anyone up for some granola/carrot/red bull?...

[At a table in the corner...]

TTT: So we take 35% of your portfolio and put it in gold, 25% in pork bellies and the rest in Microsoft stock.
AA: Hmmm. I like the diversification, but gold is just too risky.
TTT: I thought you might say that, so I drew up a plan B.
AA: Leave it to you. Always well prepared.
TTT: That's why I manage your weath, Sir, only the best for you.
AA: Indeed. Plan B?
TTT: Argentinean junk bonds.
AA: Love it. Very sexy. Another scotch?....

[By the phone...]

45s: My life is over. Not worth living.
KK: Hang in there my friend. You are a premium suited connector.
45s: I'm crap. The only hand I've ever loved has dumped me.
KK: No, you mean...?
45s: Yep. 678 left me. For 9T. So bloody sophisticated. So bloody handsome.I'm just the freakin' idiot end.
KK: Hang in there man, just when you think things can't get-
45s: [interrupting] What? WHAT? I'm supposed to wait around for the bottom endof a FRICKIN' WHEEL? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS ARE I'LL EVER FIND THAT?...

[At the entrance...]

JJ: I'm going to have to see some ID.
A6: [fumbling...] ummm...
AQ3: Sorry, I think we left it at home.
A6: Yeah, it's on my nightstand.
JJ: Sorry, can't let yall in.
A6: Please?
AQ3: C'mon man, you're not that much older than us, you know how it is...
JJ: I really can't.
A6: Got a fiver for ya dude....
AQ3: Whattya say, we won't cause any trouble...
JJ: [folding to the pressure, taking the $5] OK, but if anyone asks, your IDs got stolen.